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Monday, July 03, 2006
 
Superman Returns.


I liked it. zeGameboy liked it. zeWife and zeDad were "eh" about it.

I'll tell you what I need a Superman movie to contain: Superman doing the Crazy Impossible, and lots of it. So what did we get?

We got:
- Superman saving a falling plane and a flaming space shuttle AT THE SAME TIME.
- Superman getting shot in the eyeball by a bullet.
- Superman launching a continent made out of Kryptonite into outerspace.

What we didn't get:

- Superman punching the crap out of a giant robot.
- Superman taking on a mob of radioactive killer gorillas.
- Superman fighting with nunchuks.

But that's what sequels are for.

Comments:
I will have to agree with your list of Crazy Impossible stuff. That’s the kind of stuff I want to see in a Superman movie. Especially getting shot in the eye! Who else can do that? Batman? Neo? Hellboy? Frodo? No, No, No, Certainly not with out whining about it first. Getting shot like that makes most movie heroes extremely cranky.

But the summer ain’t over yet.

Maybe Jack Sparrow takes a cannon ball in the gut or something. Or Sammy LJ will face off against an akimbo chain gun wielding cobra.
 
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